As I was going to bed last night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I immediately, phoned the Police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. "Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people breaking into my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus a Helicopter & an armed response unit. They caught the burglers red-handed.
One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them?"
To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available."
