I've heard that teenage boys have periods where they grow & their body needs so much energy that they can be completely drained. At these times they can be slow to respond, they are constantly tired, they don't response to social stimuli, etc etc. I completely agree with this theory.. In the case of this useless boy, it started at age 10. And now, 5 years later, shows no sign of being over anytime soon.
It in the morning

Here is a typical 7.00am school morning.Will it ever be able to drag it's sorry arse out of the Bed in a morning? If it was wired up to one of those machines I'm sure it would register absolutely zero Brain activity, not a sausage!!.

What is that saying ?...

"The Lights are ON, but no-one is at home!!"